confusion in os x Lion… where are my software updates?

February 2nd, 2012
Software Update-2
No, my software is not up to date.
I want to try the multicam feature in the new FCP X 10.0.3 update, so I fire up Software Update. It checks Apple’s server and tells me that there are no available updates. How can this be? I’ve clearly got FCP X 10.0.2 installed, so the 10.0.3 update should appear. I run software update again, and again, with the same result. I ponder this a while, and then attain enlightenment.

Of course! FCP X is installed via the App Store application, and updates are likely also distributed via this route. –And so it is, I check for available updates in the App Store, and the 10.0.3 update is patiently waiting for me.

I’m happy to have found the update, but am a little surprised how unwieldy1 the process of finding updates has become. Apparently I need to keep it straight in my head that OS, Safari, iTunes, and some other updates are always delivered via the system’s “Software Update” function, and updates for apps installed via the App Store (should I ever manage to remember their provenance) are to be found only in the App Store app. And then there’s 3rd-party apps that have their own update mechanisms — if I’m lucky they use the Sparkle framework, which informs me of updates as soon as the apps are launched –nice.

If I’m confused about where to look for software updates, other users may be as well. An easy stopgap measure Apple could implement would be to add a line to Software Update when App store App updates are available such as “there are also 32 available updates waiting in the app store for you. Launch app store?”. Here’s an ugly mockup:

Software Update-3

I expect Apple will either do something like this, or will come up with some wonderfully elegant way to make this unnecessary, or will release a new Mac Pro2. Maybe all of the above. If they make this happen via a Software Update, I hope I can find it.

  1. One might say “Windowsy” []
  2. unrelated, but please please please []

blu-rays I couldn’t resist

January 17th, 2012
I made a couple of impulse Blu-ray purchases today, and am now looking forward to watching these fine films:

Time Bandits [Blu-ray] $7.99

The 36th Chamber of Shaolin [Blu-ray] $6.991

But I also showed some restraint. Here’s something I successfully resisted purchasing today:2

Whiteaphrodisiactelephone
White Aphrodisiac Telephone (Salvador Dali, 1938)

  1. features commentary by The RZA []
  2. probably because none were available for sale []

kickstarter project for open-source espresso (with PID control)

January 16th, 2012
I like coffee1 . I like open-source software and hardware. I like the idea of having an over-engineered geeky commercial-quality espresso machine that I and a community can hack. So I found this kickstarter campaign to be sufficiently intriguing to warrant a buy. I mention it here because it’s interesting and because it ends in just a few days.

PID-Controlled Espresso Machine

The reward for investing $300 in this kickstarter project is a v0.2 model2 of this as yet non-extant3 espresso machine. It’s supposed to ship in December 2012, which for me will make it a nice surprise Hannukah present as I’ll likely have forgotten it’s enroute.

$300 sounds steep, but this machine includes a proportional-integral-derivative (PID) controller to regulate temperature and pressure throughout a shot of espresso’s “pull”, with the aim of producing a noticeably better result. Commercial home machines that include a PID controller tend to start around $700. Many people modify cheaper home espresso machines to add a PID controller, and kits for that modification appear to cost about $2-3004.

Kickstarter is fascinating to me. People post the project for which they’d like to raise money, list various reward levels, and other people on the net are invited to invest in it for a limited time. It’s a way for engineers with an idea to raise enough funds to rent space and start up manufacturing5. The reward for backing a projects that are manufactured is often a discounted price on an early version of the product. Several successful products have already been funded via this mechanism, the most famous so far being the LunaTik watch.

  1. My wife really likes coffee, and gave her blessing to this purchase instantly when I tentatively ran the idea past her. []
  2. The v0.1’s sold out and will ship earlier. []
  3. except as a prototype []
  4. I did see that one person on the net has manage to do such a mod for less with some lesser-known Chinese-made components. []
  5. or increasingly a way for filmmakers to crowd-fund their filmmaking projects []

iCade’s available for 50% off

December 29th, 2011
iCade
If you’ve got an iPad and enjoy classic arcade games or have ever thought of building a MAME cabinet, you might want to jump on this deal. Bed Bath and Beyond is clearing out their stock of iCades for half-off, at $49.99. I haven’t tried this, but it may be possible to even bring the price down further — Someone online says “Sign up for emails and get a printable 20% coupon bringing it to $39.99!”1

The iCade is a cabinet for the iPad that features an arcade-style joystick and eight buttons. It connects via bluetooth to the iPad as a wireless keyboard, and support for it is built into several gaming apps, including Atari’s Greatest Hits. Here’s one user’s review.

If you’ve got a jailbroken iPad2 you can use the iCade to control imame4all3 and other emulators. It’s great to play such games with a real joystick and buttons. I’ve been using an iCade for a while, and still plan to replace its joystick with a real sanwa, which apparently isn’t that difficult to do.

I don’t know how long this deal will last, but I think it’s a good one.

  1. Not my exclamation point, I should perhaps include a “sic” of disapproval. []
  2. jailbreaking the thing is very easy to do right now and is legal []
  3. just jailbreak and then install imame4all via cydia []

Canon refurb T2i price drop. Great for video.

December 11th, 2011
I just happened upon a deal and figured I’d pass it along. If you’ve been thinking of getting a video-capable DSLR, you can now get a refurb T2i at under $500 shipped.

The Canon T2i is my bang-for-the-buck camera of choice. It shoots video that’s identical to that of their more expensive models T3i and 7D, and it’s also easily hackable to run the Magic Lantern open-source firmware. Magic Lantern gives the camera a ton of new useful features, such as time-lapse, HDR multiple-exposure bracketing, focus peaking, focus zoom, and more.

Canon’s discounted the price of some refurbished cameras by 15%. Which brings the T2i down to what must be its record low price.

The Deal:

According to the site at which I found the deal, “Shipping is $5 for $150+ purchases with coupon code SHIP11 [Exp 12/11]“.

Shoot right with this camera, and it can look ridiculously good. I bought mine back when the best price for the T2i body alone was $799 about a year-and-a-half ago, and have no regrets. It allows me to shoot video to a large sensor (APS-C size) using my excellent Canon lenses and even old Nikon lenses using an adapter.

A few clips I’ve shot on my T2i can be found here. They’re not best-of-breed, but should give some idea of what video from the T2i can look like:

My first video shot on my T2i:

pizza and the dream of not being filmed from ZachFine on Vimeo.

Happy Halloween Y’all. Please don’t burn any cats or people.

October 31st, 2011
Zach's Halloween pumpkin 2011
My pumpkin came out surprisingly well this year, if I do say so myself. The blood is cut from a roma tomato and pressed into a crevice carved into the surface.

I say “Happy Halloween” today, but back when I was in grade school I remember receiving a different message, which went something like this:

Don’t celebrate Halloween. It’s a celebration of a day on which bad people used to go around burning Jews.

I did a bit of Google searching today and have yet to find any evidence that there was a general practice of burning Jews on Halloween. Communities in Europe did burn people who had been accused of witchcraft with alarming regularity1, but I don’t know if they did so particularly on October 31. There does appear to have been a common practice in which black cats were burned on Halloween, which I don’t condone. Many sermons on the net claim that the predecessor to Halloween was a Celtic feast to celebrate a god of death named “Samhain”, and thus anyone of a religion that doesn’t recognize Samhain as a god should spurn the holiday –but it appears that this god of the dead thing is likely a translation mixup that started in the 18th century and according to academics Samhain is just the name of a festival and not a deity.

So I say as long as you’re not inclined to celebrate the flammability of humans of any stripe, feel free to go out and celebrate Spider Man or whoever your costume is supposed to represent. And if you’re driving, watch out for kids chasing candy into the street, and try not to get too distracted by all the women wearing sexy-whatever costumes2.

  1. but apparently not as often as many believe []
  2. “Sassy” Adult Cookie Monster Costume? WTF! []

Plantronics Voyager 520 for $22.99 is a deal on a great headset

October 20th, 2011
Plantronics Voyager 520 For $22.99 At Newegg
My previous favorite bluetooth headset1, the Plantronics 520, is on sale at Newegg until 10/22 for $22.99 with coupon code “EMCJKHK69″2.

This Voyager 520 is great, I’d highly recommend it if you need a headset. I’ve gone through a few 520’s and have gifted a few over the years, but have never seen them priced this low. The 520 is small, has enough power for 180 hours of standby, cancels background noise well enough that in my experience the person on the other end of the line could rarely tell I was using a headset at all, and it has one of those futuristic blue LED lights that’ll properly mark it as very dated tech when your toddler comes of age and finds it in a shoebox in the garage.

I get no personal benefit or kickback from recommending this product, it just happens to be a headset I really like at an exceptional price. Get it here if you need such a thing. The coupon code expires on 10/22.

  1. I’ve since gone on to a fancier, larger, and not necessarily better Plantronics model []
  2. sale price is $29.99 without the code []

Get yourself into the bone marrow registry, save some lives and stuff

October 7th, 2011
My brother seems to have developed a habit of saving lives every time he goes to Minneapolis. Earlier in the year he resuscitated an older relative, this past weekend he was in Mpls for my wedding shower and started taking a series of drugs meant to stimulate his bone marrow in preparation for this week’s bone marrow donation.

He doesn’t know who his marrow’s going to, and the recipient won’t know where it came from, it’s all anonymous, and it’s all good. To donate marrow, you’ve gotta be lucky enough to be a match for someone who needs it. –a rare thing. He took some drugs for a few days that stimulated production of stem cells, and then was hooked to a machine that extracted them from his bloodstream. It wasn’t a completely painless process, but in his mind it was well worth it.

Amit Gupta
This is Amit Gupta. He wants your braaains. Actually, he potentially needs your marrow. I stole this photo from his page and posted it here because I figure it’d help motivate potential donors to see a human face. Also, my brother makes facial expressions like this, so it’s relevant to the entire post. Neato.
I hope if one day I come down with leukemia and need a marrow transplant that there’s some similarly generous individual in the registry who’s a match for my marrow. Coincidentally, today I read that Amit Gupta, the man who started Photojojo and Jelly, came down with acute leukemia and needs a bone marrow transplant. He’s encouraging South Asians to register in bone marrow drives, as their marrow has a better chance of a match for him. He needs help, and I’d urge anyone out there who is South Asian to go register. Registration is super-easy and can be done by mail with a cheek swab. He explains how to register, and tells the story of how he received his diagnosis, in the blog post linked to this sentence. I’d also recommend everyone else, regardless their ethnic origin, to go register. You never know when your marrow might show up as a match for someone in need. I think my brother was in the database for years before his number turned up. I’ve been in the database for probably 15 years.

I hope the best for Amit. I’m proud of my brother, and I’ll be proud of you if you go register with the marrow registry.

A roundup of 6 skater dollies

September 6th, 2011
I’ve thought many a time about how much fun it’d be to have a very minimal but smooth little dolly, which I would use to move my DSLR in lines and curves on a smooth surface while shooting video. A number of products have popped up over the years. Here’s a list of the ones I’ve noticed:

Click any image thumbnail to see it embiggened.

ItemPriceImageNote
The P+S Technik Skater Mini Camera Dolly$5400
PS+Tecknik Skater Mini Camera Dolly
The one that started it all, I think. Costs a little less than the last used car I bought and undoubtedly moves more smoothly. Out of my price range until I start shooting for Spielberg.
Omni-tracker Slim-Line “LITE”$495
Sl-Lite-225X165
The Omni-tracker looks a bit like a P+S Technik carved of purest PVC plastic and endowed with a carrying handle. This may be the only item in this list that will float in water1. They make heavier duty models as well, it costs $1500 for their top model.
KONOVA Scaled Rotational Axis Skater Dolly$125
Konova Skater Dolly Size 4
This looks a lot like what I’d probably build if I were to make my own, but I’m not sure that’s such a good thing. Something about them doesn’t appeal to me, but I can’t put my finger on it. If I put my foot on it I could probably skate. +Who named this thing?
DIY Skater Dolly$20-$∞ + time
Dollywithouthead
Pictured is dvxuser forum member Texanite’s rather gorgeous acrylic skater dolly, he sells them for around $400 when they’re available. This is an example of the kind of thing one could build with infinite time, materials, and skill.
Cinetics Cineskates$275
Cineskates-Camera-Sliders
An innovative skater dolly consisting of a set of super-engineered wheels that connect to a “GorillaPod Focus”. It’s a Kickstarter project, so the pricing will change soon. I’ve quoted the cost of a full kit, with tripod and ballhead. The wheels by themselves are $150 for a set of 3. I’m a little curious how rigid it’d be, but 930 kickstarter backers can’t be wrong. My resistance to spending $50 per wheel keeps me a step short of buying, but I’m tempted by its bizarreness and quality.
Pico Flex Table Dolly$65, or $90 with friction arm extension
Picopico-15-Of-19-300X200
I give up. This newcomer looks like it will be too much fun. I’d probably spend $65 or more building my own, and mine would be less well engineered. Check out a video of the item in use here. It’s a very simple-looking item, but it does appear to be flexible enough, small enough, and smooth enough for my purposes. Their price for the friction arm is also very good. Ordered.

Cineskates popped up on the net the last week of August and got me interested in thinking again about skater dollies after more than a year of ignoring the category. The Pico Flex, which appeared on the net a week later, is where I’ve ended my search for now. I’m excited to play with the thing when it arrives.

  1. I’ll keep that in mind for nautical use []

Neato music video starring Jenny Fine and other people

September 5th, 2011
My cousin Jenny is an internet superstar now due to the existence of this very entertaining music video.

I think Nathan J. Barnatt directed, edited, dances, and flips about in the video as well. Martin Starr tunes it in at the beginning.

Word on the street is that no green screens were used, it’s all implemented using early 20th century filmmaking methods –except for the digital music, camera, editing software, etc.

I like, +1, etc.