CGI Missing: will match audio description

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009
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This is what it looks like when editorial and visual effects teams look through sections of a film’s assembly edit to survey the tasks ahead, and come face to face with a number of lingering placeholders for visual effects shots that will need to be completed. At right is one such placeholder, a frame featuring the text,”CGI Missing: will match audio description”. The clip was very long. It was of such duration that I had time to snap the 14 photos required to stitch this1 panorama with my iPhone, and its impact was of such gravity that nobody paid me any attention.

If our VFX team were less seasoned and capable, they’d see that placeholder clip in their sleep for the next few nights. But not this crowd –they merely laughed and then burst into song. It was amazing.

Post-production’s motto is “work hard, work hard”.


  1. rather technically imperfect []

On TV in Grand Rapids, Michigan

Monday, August 24th, 2009
It’s my day off. Let’s see what’s on TV!

White coated folk (human and non) hawking medical miracles:

TV screen showing Alteril commercial
TV screen showing pet pharmacy commercial


White robed (and non) folk hawking miracles:

TV screen showing christian music commercial
TV screen showing christian channel's choir singing
TV screen showing christian puppet show for kids
TV screen showing christian puppet show for kids
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing christian product for sale
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing christian product for sale



Fitness miracles:

TV screen showing christian TV screen showing spanish language fitness program



Financial miracles1 :

TV screen showing christian TV screen showing fake tv news program that's actually an advertisement for some sort of financial service
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing old people who ostensibly put their savings in gold coin. don't they look happy?
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing that you definitely should buy gold, right now



Class action for those not happy with their miracles:

TV screen showing christian TV screen showing ad for class action lawsuit
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing ad for class action lawsuit



Someone ran out of actual history to cover:

TV Screen showing an interminable program on the History Channel concerning Star Wars's massive importance as a cultural landmark and whatnot and historical myth and science and stuff.


  1. A joke: How do the people who make such fake news reports sleep at night? Answer: On pillows made of money! And I suppose on bedframes of bone strung with the intestines of those who still trust anything said on Television. []

Minneapolis to Grand Rapids

Thursday, August 20th, 2009



The flight from MSP to GRR was on a small jet. It was a short flight. I met a native grand rapidsian, and she gave me sone tips on things to see while in town.


The safety card illustrations on that plane were particularly arty. I especially liked the supermodel-ish facial expression of the woman in the ocean, using her seat cushion as a flotation device. A “Blue Steel” moment.


And there was something atmospheric and peaceful about the floating baby in the next panel, like an illustration out of “Goodnight Moon”.

I’m now in Grand Rapids, at a hotel. Time to sleep and to dream of flotation babies.


Painting the Boeing 787 while flying on a B757-300

Monday, March 16th, 2009

Too tired to read, too awake to sleep. A bit of sketching was just the thing…

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