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On TV in Grand Rapids, Michigan

Monday, August 24th, 2009
It’s my day off. Let’s see what’s on TV!

White coated folk (human and non) hawking medical miracles:

TV screen showing Alteril commercial
TV screen showing pet pharmacy commercial


White robed (and non) folk hawking miracles:

TV screen showing christian music commercial
TV screen showing christian channel's choir singing
TV screen showing christian puppet show for kids
TV screen showing christian puppet show for kids
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing christian product for sale
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing christian product for sale



Fitness miracles:

TV screen showing christian TV screen showing spanish language fitness program



Financial miracles1 :

TV screen showing christian TV screen showing fake tv news program that's actually an advertisement for some sort of financial service
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing old people who ostensibly put their savings in gold coin. don't they look happy?
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing that you definitely should buy gold, right now



Class action for those not happy with their miracles:

TV screen showing christian TV screen showing ad for class action lawsuit
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing ad for class action lawsuit



Someone ran out of actual history to cover:

TV Screen showing an interminable program on the History Channel concerning Star Wars's massive importance as a cultural landmark and whatnot and historical myth and science and stuff.

  1. A joke: How do the people who make such fake news reports sleep at night? Answer: On pillows made of money! And I suppose on bedframes of bone strung with the intestines of those who still trust anything said on Television. []

Minneapolis to Grand Rapids

Thursday, August 20th, 2009



The flight from MSP to GRR was on a small jet. It was a short flight. I met a native grand rapidsian, and she gave me sone tips on things to see while in town.


The safety card illustrations on that plane were particularly arty. I especially liked the supermodel-ish facial expression of the woman in the ocean, using her seat cushion as a flotation device. A “Blue Steel” moment.


And there was something atmospheric and peaceful about the floating baby in the next panel, like an illustration out of “Goodnight Moon”.

I’m now in Grand Rapids, at a hotel. Time to sleep and to dream of flotation babies.

Enroute to Michigan: Flight to Minneapolis

Thursday, August 20th, 2009



The flight to Minneapolis was delayed, and switched to some recent model Airbus. Ah look at that sink. Someone at Airbus Put a lot of effort into that lighting scheme, and the faucet’s controls.


After i’d finished admiring the facilities and had stitched together my first airplane bathroom panoramic photo, I attempted to return to my seat. I say attempted, because the mother and cute toddler seated next to me had fallen sound asleep in my absence. It took 5 tries to wake her enough for me to get past so that I could become wedged once again between her and the wide-shouldered teen on the other side. This guy was not exceptionally large, he just happened to be slightly edging into football player range. His shoulder was constantly pressed against me.

I understand the need to fit large numbers of people onto planes in order to increase capacity and control costs, but I don’t think that this particular plane is large enough to have 8 seats across (2 on each side, 4 in the center).

I think it’s time for airlines to explore new options. I’d be happier to lie down for the course of a flight. Think how many passengers could be packed in more comfortably if everyone was horizontal, and there were several layers of ‘em stored within the same space that now supports one layer of people; masses cramped and folded into indeterminately seated positions –unable to recline enough to relax. If such an option were ever adopted, it’d be best to make sure the illustrations on the safety card didn’t resemble certain 18th century engravings of certain types of human cargo vessels.

During the flight I watched ‘Adventureland’, which was a reasonably mature comedy. I was a little put off by the fact that the lead female character was supposed to be extremely great and cool but this was expressed as a function of her appreciation of the lead male character’s qualities rather than that it be due to her own intrinsic merits. Then again, that’s the virginal boy to studly man heartfelt comedy genre for ya. I appreciated this one’s ambition. It could’ve use a few less montages, set to 80’s rock ballads, of somber teens staring out windows; But that problem didn’t start with Adventureland. To address the issue one would have to send a terminator back through time to disrupt production of a few Cameron Crowe films and maybe Lost in Translation.


Arrived late to MSP, but my next flight was delayed, so there was no rush. I walked around the Nazi Supporter Terminal1 and took a panorama of a line of shops. At right can be seen a downsized version of The Mall of America. Why would anyone build a tiny store themed after a mall that is famous only for being extremely large?


The clouds outside the airport’s windows were fantastic. Its rare to see dramatic stormy skies in LA.


The image above is a stitched image composed of several photos I shot while traveling along a conveyor belt, one of those flat escalator things. They probably have an official name. Stitched panoramas are typically made from one nodal point around which the camera is rotated between shots. To do otherwise introduces all sorts of errors in the result. I was hoping these errors would be interesting.


I ate airport Chinese food and charged my iPhone at the same time. The boost in battery power made the food taste better.

My cousin Andy was all set to drop by the airport for a brief visit, but I figured with his travel time and my time going back through security, we’d barely have time to say hello. So I talked him out of it. With any luck I’ll have a longer stopover on the way back.

  1. MSP has a terminal named after Charles Lindbergh, who I hear was an anti-Semitic Nazi supporter -are there other kinds of Nazi supporter? []

Silverlake Mondrian

Sunday, August 9th, 2009

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San Fernando Valley Sunset (quickie Brushes painting)

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009
A quick painting of the sun setting over the San Fernando Valley, executed in the iPhone app Brushes
It’s a lovely evening here in Studio City, and the sunset inspired me to attempt a quick sketch in Brushes. I got lazy after a while and stopped sketching in streetlights, there were hundreds more. More interesting to me were the sky and smog, and it was fun to try to evoke their colors through the application of tons of overlapping semitransparent brushstrokes.

I added this .brushes file to my gallery, along with a full-resolution and a quicktime export. Here’s its entry:

16.brushes
Jul 23 2009
Brushes
(77.56 K)
Tiff
(15.8 MB)
MOV
(13.2 MB)

Huntington Beach, a nice place to walk

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Having a good Sunday with Essie and Ken down in the OC.

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Revisiting Monday’s Sunset

Friday, March 6th, 2009
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There was a nuttily-amazing sunset out here a few days ago.

As an aside, it’s kind of amusing and cute that people get all excited about the sky turning orange. Would we also love sunsets if instead sky turned to striped and polka-dotted patterns of purple and green? Something to think about, or not.

All the birds are traumatized…

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

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It’s not a real ride without a half-dozen pit stops

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

Ken says,”It’s a security measure. If anyone steals my bike they’ll get about a mile before the pedal falls off.”

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Excessive Packaging

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008
Box containing a few foam earbuds
These little foam earbuds had quite a luxurious ride to my doorstep.
I just received the famed “black olive” foam earbud sleeves that I’ll be using with the Shure earbuds I mentioned in a previous post. It would appear that the smallest box Best Buy uses to ship items is 8″x12″x9″. So I received a box full of cushiony air pockets, with the tiny earbud sleeve package pressed right up against the top of the box. What a waste. The earbuds likely could have survived the trip just in their original packaging, or wrapped in a single strip of bubble wrap.

I didn’t realize that these earbud sleeves do not fit the i2c’s without modification (their inner tube is too narrow), but they fit my Future Sonics Atrios perfectly. I tore out the tubes and stuck a couple of ‘em on the i2c’s, and the sound is much improved over the stock silicon sleeves. When I wear this pair out, I’ll try using a small needlenose pliers to enlarge the tubes in the next pair rather than performing that more-damaging tube-ectomy.