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Sunday, September 20th, 2009

People fishing under the dam in Lowell

Sunday, September 20th, 2009
fishing under the dam in Lowell, Michigan
At left can be seen a few folk fishing under the dam (center) on the Flat River here in Lowell, Michigan

The photo was taken (and stitched) within a few feet of this location:


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Flags and Industry in Lowell, Michigan

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

A flag on main street
A flag on main street

  1. Stitched from a few photos on iPhone with the very fun ‘AutoStitch’ app. []

L’shana Tovah everyone

Saturday, September 19th, 2009
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I’d have titled this “L’shana Tova Y’all”, but it appears that actor Levar Burton beat me to the punch.

After a few weeks of living in a hotel room in Grand Rapids, I’ve packed up my things and moved into a shared apartment with the film editor here in Lowell, MI, just a couple of blocks from the editing room. It’s nice to no longer have to drive 25 miles to and from work every day. Tonight I used that extra time to prepare my own dinner rather than eat out. Hooray for homey food that isn’t beige.

Lowell, MI 9/14/2009

Monday, September 14th, 2009
Seen on main street today while walking over to the Flat River Grill to pick up lunch for editorial.

photo of Lowell's main street

The crackdown on motor vehicle fuel theft begins

Sunday, September 13th, 2009
I guess Michigan must have a serious “motor vehicle fuel theft” problem. That and the most serious-looking police officer/models in the country.
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Drive-offs don't drive in Michigan
If one photo is good, two is better.

Sunset in Lowell, Michigan – 9/3/2009

Friday, September 4th, 2009
A couple more panoramic photos shot on and stitched on my phone using the asswome app “AutoStitch“.

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I suppose there’s probably some historic reason why Lowell has a paddlewheel riverboat named the Robert E. Lee (just right of center) sitting on the high water above a small dam. before I leave town I’ll have to figure that one out.

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The flashing police car lights (at left) in the parking lot opposite the sunset add some color.

Today’s lunch: for those of you who thought Koko’s chicken looked tasty

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

I present to you the Backwater Café’s hot turkey sandwich:

The Backwater Cafe's hot turkey sandwich

From this small sample size of local food photos, one would think Lowell, Michigan, is all about beige-colored carbohydrates.1 Will a larger sample size prove otherwise? Stay tuned, I’ve a couple more months here.

  1. for the record, the food’s generally pretty tasty []

On TV in Grand Rapids, Michigan

Monday, August 24th, 2009
It’s my day off. Let’s see what’s on TV!

White coated folk (human and non) hawking medical miracles:

TV screen showing Alteril commercial
TV screen showing pet pharmacy commercial


White robed (and non) folk hawking miracles:

TV screen showing christian music commercial
TV screen showing christian channel's choir singing
TV screen showing christian puppet show for kids
TV screen showing christian puppet show for kids
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing christian product for sale
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing christian product for sale



Fitness miracles:

TV screen showing christian TV screen showing spanish language fitness program



Financial miracles1 :

TV screen showing christian TV screen showing fake tv news program that's actually an advertisement for some sort of financial service
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing old people who ostensibly put their savings in gold coin. don't they look happy?
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing that you definitely should buy gold, right now



Class action for those not happy with their miracles:

TV screen showing christian TV screen showing ad for class action lawsuit
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing ad for class action lawsuit



Someone ran out of actual history to cover:

TV Screen showing an interminable program on the History Channel concerning Star Wars's massive importance as a cultural landmark and whatnot and historical myth and science and stuff.

  1. A joke: How do the people who make such fake news reports sleep at night? Answer: On pillows made of money! And I suppose on bedframes of bone strung with the intestines of those who still trust anything said on Television. []

Minneapolis to Grand Rapids

Thursday, August 20th, 2009



The flight from MSP to GRR was on a small jet. It was a short flight. I met a native grand rapidsian, and she gave me sone tips on things to see while in town.


The safety card illustrations on that plane were particularly arty. I especially liked the supermodel-ish facial expression of the woman in the ocean, using her seat cushion as a flotation device. A “Blue Steel” moment.


And there was something atmospheric and peaceful about the floating baby in the next panel, like an illustration out of “Goodnight Moon”.

I’m now in Grand Rapids, at a hotel. Time to sleep and to dream of flotation babies.