Archive for October, 2010

In which I help with the production of Jackass 3D promotional materials

Thursday, October 28th, 2010
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The greenscreen shoot. That 16:9 frame at right represents the frame of the video player that’s part of the facebook page. Clamps hold breakaway blocks with tracking markers.

If you have a facebook account, you might1 enjoy checking out this bit of Jackass 3D promotion that I helped plan and coordinate. It was a pretty complicated greenscreen shoot, put together on an extremely short timeline. The Jackass guys were hilarious and game, and their crew was great (special thanks Tripp and Barry). The creative team at Paramount, Picture Production Company, and the folk at Powster did a bang-up job initiating, commissioning, planning, and putting the whole thing together. It’s nice to see the finished result online and to be able to tell people about it. It is an app, you have to give it access to your entire life, but it’s2 no more insidious than Farmville3.
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A small section of a final result, composited live in a web browser.

Also part of the same shoot, this baseball-themed game.

All’s well that ends well eh? Now go see the film. How else are you going to see excrement fly at the camera in 3D?4

  1. Or you might not. There’s no accounting for taste. []
  2. As far as I know. []
  3. And far far less annoying. It also doesn’t spam your friends with every smiling sheep you’ve mulesed or smiling automated milking machine you’ve installed or whatever people do in that Farmville thing whose updates drove me from Facebook. And seriously, what’s better, virtual happy farming, or dudes hitting baseballs into each others’ nuts? The world’s answer to that question can be found in the box office receipts for Jackass 3D. []
  4. Neither a trip to the zoo, nor the blue Navii “tribal bio-expelled tactical paste” seen in the upcoming director’s cut of Avatar count. []

XKCD’s economic method of testing the validity of human ideas and beliefs

Thursday, October 21st, 2010
I’m loving this infographic/comic from xkcd:
xkcd comic which posits that modern capitalism's ruthless profit-focus means that it can serve as a litmus test for the validity of many human ideas and beliefs, such as auras, dowsing, and astrology. Those ideas which are used by business to profit would have a data point in their favor.

Found via swisscheeseandbullets.com via themadeshop.tumblr.com. That’s a lot of attributions for one comic whose most direct link is provided above, but they’re worthwhile, as swisscheeseandbullets has a web design I quite like, and themadeshop’s logo becomes a red-cyan anaglyph on mouseover –how cool is that?

Halloween slides into view in a dolly shot

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

A frame from last night’s camera tests. Noise removed and image sharpened with the NeatVideo plugin.

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15 hours from now, the noise from my Canon T2i’s ISO6400 footage will have been significantly reduced. 15 hours. 15. This is why I need a 12-core computer ASAP.
I stayed up late yesterday with Dmcm - Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia1 testing our new dolly, and for some inexplicable reason most of our camera tests included either pumpkins or skulls. I thought this frame in particular was very pretty.

Like every DSLR shooter with a slider (the non-professional term for a fixed-length dolly) I’m now constantly fighting the urge to post video clips of slow moving shots cut to ambient music. But the internet’s bandwidth is safe for now, as my hands are tied while the NeatVideo FCP plugin takes its sweet time2 to remove noise and sharpen all the footage.

  1. @dmcm is a person, but I think he should adopt the DMCM molecule’s diagram as his signature []
  2. On my quad-core it seems it takes 17 hours to do the denoising on 20 minutes of footage. 17. []

a new set of header images

Tuesday, October 12th, 2010
I moved back to the US of A three years ago, so it’s time to retire my old Beijing-themed header images. I’ll miss the photo of the bicycle-based park barbers and the photo of the bicycle-based couch mover and even the photos of a younger version of myself in front of a red wall, but it’s time for a set that’s new and more relevant to Los Angeles.

So here are the header images I threw together yesterday, along with brief explanations:

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In Los Angeles it is important to drive everywhere, regardless the distance. Yes, you could walk 3 blocks to your destination, but then you’d miss out on the many routes suggested by your car’s factory-installed GPS system.

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An average sunset in the hills of LA’s "Studio City" district.

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The pets of a film editor I know share an "American Gothic" moment. Part of the "A day in the life of Burbank" collection.

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Disneyland isn’t exactly LA, but it’s close. This picturesque scene is part of the Grand Canyon diorama, one of the many sights to behold while enjoying Disneyland’s charming and ancient train ride.

Due to the extreme horizontal aspect ratio, it’s a challenge to edit images for the header. But it’s fun. The header image displayed per visit is chosen randomly. Once I’ve installed more images, you’ll likely see a different image each visit.

Blog Redesign Phase One

Monday, October 11th, 2010
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This blog has long been overdue for a redesign. I’ve grown tired of rounded corners, sans-serif body fonts, and small photos. It’s high time I made some changes around here.

So welcome to phase one of my blog redesign. Hopefully the text is now more readable, the photos and videos have more room to breathe, and everything looks and feels better, more or less.

Further changes are to come. With phase two, more consistency. Phase 3, refinement. Phase IV, killer ants.