On TV in Grand Rapids, Michigan




It’s my day off. Let’s see what’s on TV!

White coated folk (human and non) hawking medical miracles:

TV screen showing Alteril commercial
TV screen showing pet pharmacy commercial


White robed (and non) folk hawking miracles:

TV screen showing christian music commercial
TV screen showing christian channel's choir singing
TV screen showing christian puppet show for kids
TV screen showing christian puppet show for kids
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing christian product for sale
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing christian product for sale



Fitness miracles:

TV screen showing christian TV screen showing spanish language fitness program



Financial miracles1 :

TV screen showing christian TV screen showing fake tv news program that's actually an advertisement for some sort of financial service
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing old people who ostensibly put their savings in gold coin. don't they look happy?
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing that you definitely should buy gold, right now



Class action for those not happy with their miracles:

TV screen showing christian TV screen showing ad for class action lawsuit
TV screen showing christian TV screen showing ad for class action lawsuit



Someone ran out of actual history to cover:

TV Screen showing an interminable program on the History Channel concerning Star Wars's massive importance as a cultural landmark and whatnot and historical myth and science and stuff.

  1. A joke: How do the people who make such fake news reports sleep at night? Answer: On pillows made of money! And I suppose on bedframes of bone strung with the intestines of those who still trust anything said on Television. []

One Response to 'On TV in Grand Rapids, Michigan'

  1. Angus Says:

    I’ve taken to tuning into the god channels here on TV in Burbank as background while I read. Occasionally I’ll look up and see some sort of preacher-huckster, usually covered in sweat. I think they put the sweat on to make it seem they’re max passionate about the big man. And the god geeks snarf it up.

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