Jim Henson’s secret muppet snuff films
“Things just seem to happen to people who don’t drink Wilkins”
So says the character “Wilkins” just after his best fiend “Wontkins” once again meets his maker after proclaiming a distaste for Wilkins Coffee. Who knew Jim Henson could put together such a psychotically violent set of advertisements?
There are many more compilations of wilkins coffee ads up on youtube. They’re all worth a look. These 8 second TV commercials are the work of Jane and Jim Henson, with Jim doing both the Kermit-like voice of the character “Wilkins” and also the Waldorf-like voice of the grumpier “Wontkins”.
If these commercials ran today, they’d be very effective. I’d eschew water for Wilkins Coffee, wear the T-shirt, buy a gun1, and “convince” everyone I knew to drink Wilkins. Yeah.
- Other weapons used in the ads: cannon, club, explosives, arrows, motor vehicles, trees. [↩]
















August 9th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Fuggin great.